Trooper Demotivational Poster
LITTLE OLD LADY -
NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for
SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!
ALRIGHT MEOW - Hand over your licenses and registration
if this doesn't work -
SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.
HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.
RACIST POLICE - It's getting worse
THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !
TAROT CARDS -
HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.
LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
STORMTROOPERS - At the end of the day, they're just like you and me
REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.
EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Contrary to popular belief, the Empire was actually very progressive
SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!
HI LUKE - I don't really know how to tell you this... Don't be upset, but... I used to be your father
CIVILIAN ADVISER -
STORMTROOPERS - Never seen this happy since the Death Star ended up in smoke.
THE BRAINBUG - You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?
AND THAT... - Is what i think of you and your froggy friends.
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -
MAY THE FORTH -
SEXY STORMTROOPER - What Star Wars movie were you in?
HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them
MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother
SINGING IN THE RAIN -
FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.
DO YOUR PART, GIRLS - Serve my unit
APATHY - The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. ~Plato
LOYALTY - I pledge alligance to the Dark Lord...
R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.
FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out
TASTE - SOMETIMES THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR IT -
HANDS UP - Or we'll make you look like the Death Star
STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.
COMMANDER PHYDEAUX - No wonder Chewy, Skywalker, Leia and Han Solo got away.
STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"
SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)
I DON'T KNOW -
GREAT-GRANDPA PHYDEAUX -
STORMTROOPERS - Hay show me your ID!
PARATROOPERS - It's tough being the new guy
OH CANADA! -
THE OTHER TROOPER - phydeaux has a cousin no one likes to talk about
MODESTY - You should learn something of this, stop watching porn
Zombie Stormtroopers. -
PHYDEAUX'S STYLING - They see Phydeaux Rolling They be Hating For His Big Pimpin' Style
PARATROOPING DOGS - Sure kicks the shit out of the Bear Calvary
STORMTROOPER - In there weekend off
QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)
LOOKS LIKE PHYDEAUX AND THE BOYS - GOT SHAT ON. Now I feel all dirty...
THE VILLAGE PEOPLE -
SAFTEY FIRST - Phydeaux forgot his safty was off. Now we call Tracy "ILean"
I'M CONFUSED... - But I'm pretty sure Cubby HAS to be close by...
ELVIS TROOPER - The dark side needs you uh ha...
TROOPER ELVIS - Surprising the girls with butt secks That's how he TCBs
KEEPS THE SECRET - Keeps the secret, The Empire knows where you live
I'm from Wall Maria -
BUDGET CUTS - They still find a way to get ya
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...
IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.
STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married
LIFE - couldn't get any better other then spending time with your father
THIS - was the original design for the Stormtroopers in Episode 3.
NOT STORM TROOPERS - Those are clone troopers
Found Waldo -
Virginal Parking -
It Ain't Easy Being A Stormtrooper -